there was a time when i needed music at all times. i only need it 72% of the time now.
there was a time when i needed the tv on constantly. that too has dipped around the 70 percentile.
i still need love in my life but it no longer needs to be celebrity tennis stars or runaway teens.
i’ll settle for women who can levitate shapeshift or cook a really great pie.
when i was losing a bunch of weight i saw how deadly chocolate was to my waistline
so ive realized that being thin is something that i no longer need as much as i once thought.
chocolate is what separates us from apes.
which brings us to soda pop. sugar not-free. sugar rich. extra sugar.
mexican coke made from real cane sugar sold in expensive glass bottles,
i have discovered, especially with a shot of good rum
while chatting it up with a jewish girl from the valley
one would be crazy to deny oneself of such a summer treat.
you only live once, saints,