q. how was your sunday, tony? a: borrr-rrring

my buddy pete showed up with his lovely 7 yr old boy right before noon with third row tickets right behind the dodger dugout.

this is the super dooper vip section where they have all you can eat food and drink (except booze)

but if you want booze they have several bars and people who will serve you right at your seat.

in fact heres a terrible picture of former Cub and Dodger great Ron “The Penguin” Cey (right) enjoying the breakfast buffet

these were the so-so seats.

this was the kid. adorable. and knew all the stats. id say hey which dodger has the most saves. and he’d say, well they have about 5 closers. and i was all, tell that lady i want a Corona.

it was a little toasty in the third row so around the 5th we retreated back under the stands for the all you can eat desserts. this lady was preparing home made, hot, strawberry shortcakes.

only girls eat strawberry shortcake so we looked over the various cakes and sweets. i went to the sundae bar, not pictured.

funniest thing happened after the game. the rookie hit his first HR, so a veteran watched him get interviewed…

and then nailed him with the towel filled with shaving cream.

then they put these weird gates around the infield and let the Kids Run the Bases

for dinner i had to eat with these boring girls. fml.

who knew conservatives loved corn dogs that much

this is texas governor rick perry at the iowa state fair this weekend.

there are two texans attempting to win the GOP nomination for president this year: congressman ron paul and gov. perry.

ron paul you may have seen in the Brüno movie where he was hit on by the Borat guy but ron paul was all get away yo.

people say ron paul is crazy, but four years ago he said a lot of this stuff was gonna happen if we keep fighting wars and being the world’s police.

some say ron paul is the godfather of the Tea Party movement b/c he’s been talking about limited and smaller government for ever.

for that some think hes crazy too.

i think hes a little crazy, but arent we all?

the answer is no. most of us, if we were running for president, probably wouldnt try to deep throat a corn dog in front of photographers.

that, to me, is super dooper crazy.

photo by IowaPolitics.com