but rest assured, nothing in here is true.

i wasnt drugged in vegas by a group of undercover superheros called the xbi

who took me from one hotel to another and left behind a funny note and poker chips.

and had a car waiting for me to take me to the pinball hall of fame.

im just a normal person with amazing photoshop skills and the imagination of a teen.

and a lot of time on his hands.

and super sweet friends.