you know how people say they get a metallic taste in their mouth right before they have a heart attack?
ok everywhere i go, even when i went to Vegas, i kept smelling bacon.
i know its 9:40am, but even right now I SMELL BACON!
i hardly ever smelled bacon when i was employed!
which makes me think: no job, no responsibilities, so much damn time on my hands i even have time to check my Spam folder
and now i continually smell the most delightful aroma
so, like, am i in Heaven? have i died and ascended to Paradise?
was my meeting with HR really Judgement Day?
if so, can i actually EAT the bacon I smell?
Do I need a wristband or something first?
So. Very. Confused.