i keep smelling bacon, does that mean im in Heaven?

you know how people say they get a metallic taste in their mouth right before they have a heart attack?

ok everywhere i go, even when i went to Vegas, i kept smelling bacon.

i know its 9:40am, but even right now I SMELL BACON!

i hardly ever smelled bacon when i was employed!

which makes me think: no job, no responsibilities, so much damn time on my hands i even have time to check my Spam folder

and now i continually smell the most delightful aroma

so, like, am i in Heaven? have i died and ascended to Paradise?

was my meeting with HR really Judgement Day?

if so, can i actually EAT the bacon I smell?

Do I need a wristband or something first?

So. Very. Confused.