1. Wednesday, August 10, 2011

    i keep smelling bacon, does that mean im in Heaven? 

    you know how people say they get a metallic taste in their mouth right before they have a heart attack?

    ok everywhere i go, even when i went to Vegas, i kept smelling bacon.

    i know its 9:40am, but even right now I SMELL BACON!

    i hardly ever smelled bacon when i was employed!

    which makes me think: no job, no responsibilities, so much damn time on my hands i even have time to check my Spam folder

    and now i continually smell the most delightful aroma

    so, like, am i in Heaven? have i died and ascended to Paradise?

    was my meeting with HR really Judgement Day?

    if so, can i actually EAT the bacon I smell?

    Do I need a wristband or something first?

    So. Very. Confused.