i was all call back later, i was having the most beautiful dream where
and she was like blah blah blah all you do is dream.
make something happen.
i was all, but i just
she was like and no more talking or even Thinking about the past
move forward starting right now!
so i hung up.
naturally.
next thing i knew i was ordering an eggs benedict at Home on hillhurst
the gorgeous outdoor patio had just the right amount of light and shade.
karisa said, you just want a plain eggs benedict?
i didnt understand.
not crab? she asked.
and i thought there should be caddies in real life.
sir are you sure you wanna get that life insurance?
are you sure you want Another rum n coke with those australians?
mojitos, as they often do, came up. karisa said there should be a 1800Dentists for drinks
like you should either call them or theres an app and you say i want a damn good mojito in Koreatown
Captain Jacks you say?
for some reason today karisa was hating on her hair. i reached to touch it to see what her gripe was and she nearly broke my wrist.
and i said if men really loved women, we’d learn how to do hair.
and we clinked glasses.