karisa was all wake up sleepyhead

i was all call back later, i was having the most beautiful dream where

and she was like blah blah blah all you do is dream.

make something happen.

i was all, but i just

she was like and no more talking or even Thinking about the past

move forward starting right now!

so i hung up.

naturally.

next thing i knew i was ordering an eggs benedict at Home on hillhurst

the gorgeous outdoor patio had just the right amount of light and shade.

karisa said, you just want a plain eggs benedict?

i didnt understand.

not crab? she asked.

and i thought there should be caddies in real life.

sir are you sure you wanna get that life insurance?

are you sure you want Another rum n coke with those australians?

mojitos, as they often do, came up. karisa said there should be a 1800Dentists for drinks

like you should either call them or theres an app and you say i want a damn good mojito in Koreatown

Captain Jacks you say?

for some reason today karisa was hating on her hair. i reached to touch it to see what her gripe was and she nearly broke my wrist.

and i said if men really loved women, we’d learn how to do hair.

and we clinked glasses.