newest funny twitter account by an inanimate object: Conde Nast Elevator

Conde Nast Elevator has a twitter account

Overheard on the Conde Nast Elevator sample tweet:

[silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] Summer Intern: “Was that…?” Intern #2: “Yeah” #annawintour

and heres another

Woman #1 to Woman #2, holding an omelet: “What’s the occasion?” Woman #2: “…huh?” Woman #1: “I would need an occasion to eat that.”

fine, one more

Girl 1: Oh man, I’m so tired, I was at the Rangers game late last night… Girl 2: Wait, really? Me too. Which one do YOU date?