q. how was your sunday, tony? a: borrr-rrring

my buddy pete showed up with his lovely 7 yr old boy right before noon with third row tickets right behind the dodger dugout.

this is the super dooper vip section where they have all you can eat food and drink (except booze)

but if you want booze they have several bars and people who will serve you right at your seat.

in fact heres a terrible picture of former Cub and Dodger great Ron “The Penguin” Cey (right) enjoying the breakfast buffet

these were the so-so seats.

this was the kid. adorable. and knew all the stats. id say hey which dodger has the most saves. and he’d say, well they have about 5 closers. and i was all, tell that lady i want a Corona.

it was a little toasty in the third row so around the 5th we retreated back under the stands for the all you can eat desserts. this lady was preparing home made, hot, strawberry shortcakes.

only girls eat strawberry shortcake so we looked over the various cakes and sweets. i went to the sundae bar, not pictured.

funniest thing happened after the game. the rookie hit his first HR, so a veteran watched him get interviewed…

and then nailed him with the towel filled with shaving cream.

then they put these weird gates around the infield and let the Kids Run the Bases

for dinner i had to eat with these boring girls. fml.