1. Sunday, September 25, 2011

    im not saying the boss’s daughter is involved in the cix, canadas xbi 

    mounties in ottawa

    but last night she was giggling aboot something and this morning she woke me up
    saying hear that? hear that?
    i said all i hear is a buzzing in my ears cuz its too early o’clock.
    she was like its bagpipes! the official instrument of the cix!
    i was all, who cares about the cix or anything at this hour other than the zzz?
    but shes so cute, america, it was hard not to look at her beaming and jumping around

    and before i knew it i was dressed (if shorts and an AC/DC shirt counts as dressed)
    and when we got out of our hotel room we saw this:

    mounties in ottawa

    i was all wtf. she was like LOL.
    and i said, ok im going back upstairs to bed cuz this is either a nightmare or a dream
    and when i turned around i saw this:

    special agent in canada

    and i looked back at her and she was smiling so bright it was nuts.
    i was all, Lucho’s daughter isnt cix are you?
    and she just kept smiling.
    and i was like, wait are you trying to get me to be part of canadas undercover superheros?

    and she was all i dont even know what youre talking about. and smiled even bigger.
    then this guy turned around and said, i dont know what youre talking abooot either

    cix agent maple

    and then the bagpipes started going again

    bagpipes

    and then the drums, my beloved drums, started beating

    and then the mounties on motorcycles

    picked me up and drove me to a helicopter

    and took me to this castle

    mysterious castle

    where i write you tonight where i am weighing some fascinating options

    and eating poutine.