1. Tuesday, September 27, 2011

    trust me i wanna write 

    canadas white house

    but what am i gonna say that hasnt already been said?

    the citadel

    that Quebec is a hidden gem thats been around for 403 years yet no one ever talks about it and someone stole their hockey team away?


    that wine and champagne are so common place that they call the small bottles of bubbly Pop and give it to their kids but the kids rock the pinot grig when noones lookin?


    that the beef is so delicious that the cows fall right over in the streets and the sunshine braises it as a form of pre-heating?


    that if you dont have money for your parking metres its totally d’accord to put a sticker on it as an IOU?


    that the salmon is so amazing that you barely notice the cous cous, or the melt in yr mouth goat cheese hidden inside?


    that to honor AC/DC the city of Quebec emblazoned lil lightning bolts on the manhole covers?


    when the waiter checked my ID he noticed my birthday was approaching so he went to the Sunglasses Hut and bought me Raybans because he overheard me say that the Blues Brothers was my favorite film?


    i know, i know, this is all boring for you, so if you want, take a nap, but if you wanna see more pics of yesterday, continue along… (ps theres toplessness)


    little known fact: the weather in Quebec in late september is soooo nice i wore shorts all day and night and these ladies went topless.


    little known fact: french canadian dogs dont say woof woof, they say le barque le barque


    lesser known truth: although everything is en francais errrywhere if you just try un petite peut they will totally parlez englais avec yr ass

    for the ladies

    especially if you show your l’tum-tum


    something i totally did with this fascinating group of tourists

    this is a seven eleven

    this means hey get off yr couch and eat a waffle.


    this means, hey tony have a shawarma in your new favorite city.


    merci is probs the happiest word you could say or hear while doing or listening to anything


    its also nice to read.

    a camaro of course

    they dont have school busses in quebec city, your frere picks you up in his muscle car but only if you tell him a few funny jokes

    these are the only school busses in town.


    this place is tres romantique, delicious, warm, sweet, and funny in places youd never expect.

    so we’re checking outta this chic hotel in the afternoon and checking into a different one after dejuner

    why? because quebec city has totally taken my heart, sprinkled cheese curds around it and smothered it with an otherworldly gravy of love.