somewhere in hollywood

theres the most misunderstood dog in america

he goes yap yap yapayapyap

and people think he’s going barkbarkbarkbark

but hes really saying hey thats a super cool dress youre wearing

and hi friend i smelled some tasty chicken in the alley behind the thai place, you look hungry.

but even the most intune folk just hear barkity bark bark bark.

so the pup shut up and just tried to esp people

but even that confused the passerbyes

who were like i think that dog is trying to tell me something but hes a damn dog 

after a while the doggie knew no one was gonna understand him properly

but he couldnt stop trying.

it was in his blood.