xbi was all dude you have to be kidding

niagra falls yo

i was like what?

xbi: Nice car chase through Ontario. Do you have any idea how much damage you did to our vehicles?

tony: dont know. dont care.

xbi: You should.

tony: you stole those cars and copters anyways.

xbi: Still, they have value.

tony: uh huh. ok gotta run now.

xbi: You can’t run if you’re freaking CHECKING IN ON FOURSQUARE.

tony: nothing in there is true bro.

xbi: Our intelligence says otherwise.

tony: let me count the ways i can make jokes about your “intellegence”

xbi: You can’t even spell it.

tony: fine, im at Niagra Falls. wanna picture of it from our suite?

xbi: We heard you married her.

tony: again with your intelligence.

xbi: You realize what would happen to you if you did something that foolish with the boss’s daughter.

tony: how many ways can i tell you i dont care?

xbi: He only wants her as his heir.

tony: at the Casino where we didnt get married we signed a prenup on the bill of the cubs hat she bought me as a non wedding present.

xbi: We will throw you into those falls.

tony: promise?