to honor, sorry, HONOUR canada on canadian thanksgiving, America turned up the heat for north america

dont box up yr bikinis cuz around humpday its gonna get even hotter

so i took a walk to the burrito stand to join in on the festivities

walked past this lady and realized id forgotten my sumbrella ella ella

so hot i was thinking about Do The Right Thing when i saw this shower ad on the side of a van

have i mentioned that i love you Canada. i do. sorry.

i think you should all move here and see the manager about renting some rooms.

maybe get a haircut like the homies. you like unisex beauty shops right?

you’ll feel at home cuz even on Sundays the burrito hut doesnt show football, only soccer

dont worry aboot all the scary people you see on tv at Raiders games, this is really what they look like

move here and i will show you where to get redbreast wiskey for under $50 (canadian)

move here and Os will play you the Sanford & Son theme song on the bass harmonica

move here but dont step on a crack as we dont have free healthcare to fix your mommas back