at the fabulous forum in inglewood california
city of champions.
i cant even begin to tell you all of the water
thats gone under the bridge
in three short years.
but mama mia.
probs the craziest three short years ive ever had.
and with that, this is what i have to say
about the right now
in regards to the future
aka the next three years:
Bill Maher’s HBO show usually has great moments, this was the best so far this month.
i dont have kids and maybe i never will, because do the angels really want me to say to them what i probably will?
for example what if im sitting on the couch with nothing on but my homer simpson ‘not my fault’ pj bottoms?
and lets say im eating out of a box of reduced fat wheat thins
and im drinking out of a two liter of cherry coke
and my sweet little progeny says puh paw how could the Hollywood Hacker possibly get over 100 years in jail yet rapists never get that much time?
im prepared to tell my son, boy thats why youre here, you and your generation have been selected to fix that problem.
also you need to bring back metal.
now go nite nite after you practice your rock moves.
no kid should have to bear that much responsibility.