and its good food. food i’d eat.

like cupcakes

or croissants.

other day someone came in with a bunch of blueberry muffins

where the blue berries were so ripe they were purple.

in arizona they have these cacti that catch air and “jump” on people passing by

which is a way for those plants to travel short (or sometimes long) distances

and thus spread easier.

this super ripe purple muffin leapt out at me the other day

carrying its muffin with it

right into my gaping maw.

and i brought it home to hollywood.

where it belongs.