My birthday is in 10 days.
In 10 days my mom is sending me pajama pants. Good gift!
In 10 days the Boston Red Sox, who have lost their desire to be reasonable, are sending the Cubs their Not So Secret Weapon.
Theo is the locally grown brain child who along with Brad Pitt and Moneyball made the Oakland A’s perennial playoff attendees
and then won the world series with Boston
is now on his way to the Friendly Confines to remove the Curse from the Cubs.
just for me
for my birthday.
GOD BLESS AMERICA!