there was this baby who used to hang out at the xbi

kid cried a lot, couldnt walk

but had super crazy esp skills

whats goin on baby?


totally bilingual.

and a baby.

people would see him, project normal baby things on him, but usually at some point realize that bro was a curiously serious guy youd swear was trying to read your mind.

why dont you run around?

dont feel like it.

whattya feel like doing?

pooping in this bunny suit.

at some point someone complained about the baby “creeping” them out at the office.

it is a high stress office.

and dangerous, technically.

so soon he was back out on the streets,

where we found him.