1. Tuesday, October 25, 2011

    xbi was all Have the boss’s daughter’s bags packed by 8am tomorrow 

    etienne aida at griffith park observatory near the hollywood sign

    i was all i have no idea who youre talking about

    they were like We have been monitoring your gmail. We know everything.

    at that point i knew XBIsucks666 was a bad idea for a password

    the boss’s daughter never made it to America, i bluffed, you stopped her at the border

    Then whats this picture all about? they asked, and emailed me the photo you see above.

    photoshop is a powerful piece of software i said. theres pics of me floating around with an afro and a handlebar moustache.

    Have her bags packed. The boss will arrive at your location at 8am. Don’t keep him waiting, and do not disappoint him.

    i said, shes not here.

    they said, see that car across the street? i looked out my window and it blew up.

    and i laughed, but inside i was dying.