i was all i have no idea who youre talking about
they were like We have been monitoring your gmail. We know everything.
at that point i knew XBIsucks666 was a bad idea for a password
the boss’s daughter never made it to America, i bluffed, you stopped her at the border
Then whats this picture all about? they asked, and emailed me the photo you see above.
photoshop is a powerful piece of software i said. theres pics of me floating around with an afro and a handlebar moustache.
Have her bags packed. The boss will arrive at your location at 8am. Don’t keep him waiting, and do not disappoint him.
i said, shes not here.
they said, see that car across the street? i looked out my window and it blew up.
and i laughed, but inside i was dying.