who knew people still play Solitaire?


al gore invented the internet, steve jobs improved on it
and yet some people are still playing that 80s games on their computers?

makes me wonder what im doing wrong in my life

probs everything

im prob gonna be sitting in my kiosk one day at the mall
doing it all wrong


waiting for the day to end

waiting to eat my egg salad sandwich

waiting and waiting and waiting

and then dying

all i know is this – if they got solitaire in Heaven, imma be pissed