biggie the baby whisperer

i was at a party last night where about half of the peeps had babies.

very sweet people, very sweet offspring.

the hostess asked me when i was gonna start reproducing.

i told her ive been practicing a lot

but i havent completed the final exam.

can you imagine what this blog would be if it was filled with items about how i went about child-rearing or married life?

sure itd be omg-awesome, but im sure my children would be taken away from me.

or theyd run away from me.

but at least there would be good music rockin the crib while they were around.