kylas all right. shes on the basketball team.
my nephew is on another team.
because they dont have blogs im forced to rely solely on information trickled out of my moms iphone.
but apparently kyla is mastering the sky hook,
a shot even the children understand is unstoppable.
when i was a lad i was pretty good at mastering the stoppable shots.
i also fiddled around with the easy-to-steal dribble.
kids today understand about percentages.
they grew up with wii.
they’ll never have carpal tunnel.
they *will* have jetpacks, robots, and virtual reality.
i bet they have those things before people put music videos back on tv.
it’ll take the future of america to put videos back on tv.
funny what your generation is needed for.
fortunately mine was created to eat McRibs.
heres what i want my neice’s generation to give the world besides a return to solid music videomaking:
1. metric clocks
2. the end of world hunger
3. the ridicule and eventual extinction of the phony baloney.