and omg today she texted me to let me know, but who the hell doesnt know its her special day???
so i called her back immediately and was all happy birthday happy birthday
and she was all thanks thanks thanks
and then she told me the best news i had heard all day
danielle after many many many failed attempts has found a boyfriend!
youd think someone as fun and beautiful and funny as danielle should have men lining around the block
but little known fact about san dieger, where she lives, unfortch, is that its a sorta horrible place
particularly bad if you are a blonde bombshell with some smarts and a penchant for french films, european tennis, and long walks on the beach ending in hackey sack and white zin
apparently the san diegan fellas either want to date evil vixens or bubbly brain deads
but cupid finally found a great guy for our girl and you could hear her beaming over the phone
which is pretty much the best thing evar.
so happy birthday Danielle! so glad that things are going better down there!
now get him to move you back to LA and all will be well!