1. Tuesday, November 8, 2011

    you know i love you right? 

    i do.

    two nuns walked in a bar.

    maybe something is going crazy with the stars or the xbi

    because im pretty sure they tried to steal my xbi mobile

    my camaro.

    my love.

    the mysterious secret weapon that i dont even talk about much here because its so secret.

    the drivers side window is gone and theres a giant slash of hate across the drivers door

    a hurtful owie.

    as if a forklift tried to take it away.

    the bartender asks the nuns what’ll you have?

    the nuns say

    revenge.