only thing Ron Paul won’t blow up is his love of unwanted fetuses

but that’s ok, voters, because he wants to get rid of so many things that he will save the USA $1 trillion right off the bat

thats trillion with an ugh

i mean trillion with a t

joking aside, i like Ron Paul, but not because he runs around pretending that he’s this roided-up frat boy trying to show the world how muy macho he is.

i like him because hes an old man who has seen a LOT and has learned a few things here and there.

clearly he’s anti-abortion because he’s an OBGYN and conservative but that doesnt stop him from wanting to legalize weed and many other illegal drugs.

whatevs, i still think this commercial is cool and i cant wait for the video game to come out.

the one where Herman Cain’s cigarette smoking campaign manager blows some stuff up real good with Dick Cheney in the bonus round.

a look back at 2011: january

by Geoff Boucher
jan 1 – of my five new years resolutions, number one was not to buy a tv – success!

i also had a great idea to watch a movie a day and write a 1 sentence review – fail!

david bowie on snl
jan 2 – finally found a lost SNL david bowie performance that had resurfaced on Netflix

downtown la via an iphone
jan 5, while eating pho with Sarah i admitted the following
“im the only born again christian i know who has every bad religion record.”

not the bathroom
jan 8 – took a picture of the scandalous standard downtown bathroom where DJ Scott Sterling was jamming

jan 9 – a nice collection of my desks at work over the last 10 years

jan 10 – had a nice sushi lunch with jeanine, who i love

jan 11 – my boss told me to start losing weight, and write about it every day in the LA Times health blog. so i did.

it was also Ashley’s 24th birthday, who i miss a lot

jan 12 – i learn that all my favorite foods are bad for me & make me fat

jan 13 – my poops are showing me how much healthier i am

jan 14 – shepard fairey unveils a new print. i obey and buy one.

jan 15 – i start a regular stair climbing thing with the editor of livestrong, a gaucho

jan 16 – bears win the divisional playoff vs the seahawks. its 11 degrees at soldier field

jan 17 – “if Jesus was able to do everything he did and then peace out at such a relatively young age (especially compared to other bible characters, many of whom lived well past 100) then isn’t ‘old age’ exactly what we fear: worthless.”

sonic youth
jan 18 – it was 84 degrees, mlk day, and karisa wanted to go to the beach. thus, photo essay

jan 19 – i buy a scanner.

jan 20 – lindsay notices that im starving, and offers me some vegan pizza

jan 21 – i interview my stomach in the los angeles times and use this photo. women suddenly want to date me. sadly the photo is soon removed.

jan 22 – i see rock bands play in a museum

jan 23 – terry bradshaw thinks the bears can beat the packers at lambeau in the playoffs (terry aint bright).

jan 24 – i realize i subscribe to 25 magazines

jan 25 – ali and i see wanda jackson with jack white. great great show. i write about temptations on the la times.

jan 27 – so not tempted by these cupcakes

ali after monotonix
jan 28 – ali and i see monotonix at the echoplex, notice how her soul was refreshed by the experience. beforehand i got to interview the lead dude and print it in pop & hiss.

jan 29 – the first of many times in 2011 where i consider visiting chile