My birthday was on Tuesday, I’m 100 years old now.
When I started blogging Tony Pierce was 103 and I was like 24.
Now Tony is 103 and I’m 100.
WTF, he’s like high school girls, always staying the same age while Matthew McCoughnehay keeps getting older.
even though the note he is holding APPEARS to be real,
can you truly trust a man who frosts his locks?
even though nothing in here is true, imma guess that
Jon Bon Jovi is not dead… yet.
his music, however, has been dead to me for decades.
good thing ive got some inside information that Mrs. Claus would probably like to know if Santa doesnt gimme that train i axed for
its probably a good thing i dont have any kids, cuz id have a hard time keeping the Santa thing going
“yeah an old white man got you these toys, not me and your mother.”
im sure that would fly.
with that said i still love watching Miracle on 34th Street in black n white every Christmas