according to my santa’s report card, i aint getting squat this Christmas

good thing ive got some inside information that Mrs. Claus would probably like to know if Santa doesnt gimme that train i axed for

its probably a good thing i dont have any kids, cuz id have a hard time keeping the Santa thing going

“yeah an old white man got you these toys, not me and your mother.”

im sure that would fly.

with that said i still love watching Miracle on 34th Street in black n white every Christmas