sometimes i am sad i dont have kids

but not for the reasons most think

anyways, i am not sad that i dont have to have the Santa discussion with my offspring

first of all, i can tell way better lies than the Santa yarn

waaaaaay better.

and most of the superheroes are either Black or peglegged.

anyways Robin Robinson went on the air to talk about mall Santas (woodfield mall, represent!)

and she had the nerve to throw Santa under the sleigh

and of course she was instructed to get on air and apologize because

OMG THE KIDS LOVE SANTA ARE YOU CRAY CRAY!