woke up next to an ugly beach.
super crowded with riff raff, as usual
caught santa taking off his beard. always knew he was a faker.
found this kid on sale, so i bought him with some money i found between my cushions.
this kid had bows on her, so i picked her up too to put under the tree. why not.
one thing led to another and santa brought the kids gifts – if you call ipads gifts
the little girl didnt mind the bad films she was given.
the boy wasnt crazy about the cheap football cards
at first he was stoked to get a 2 year old Madden game till he saw a Packer was on the cover
you see, anything pro-Packers is frowned upon in our casa
mom liked her Bill Maher despite the foul words on the cover
the little girl liked her Shepard Fairey obey tote bag
dave’s clothes fit him like a glove. a very old glove meant for a lil person.
but the big gift that errryone loved were the two Jack in the Box tacos!
Merry Christmas everyone!