all i want is everything.

mr cartoon

is that too much to ask?

i want the ladies to love me and then leave me alone

i want the cubs to win but not think they can sell bleacher seats for $50.

i want collaboration on things, but i want to maintain my solo career.

i dont wanna ever have to wear anything but swim trunks, sandals and cubs hats

yet i want to be taken so ridiculously seriously that

when i walk down the street they say yo thats him.

i want to never hear from the xbi again

but i miss crime fighting and flying

that delicious chopper one.

i also want to stop using electronic devices on sunday

even though thats the day my creativity flows.

im a burping contradiction.