first ashton, and now laughing gas?
i mean we are all addicted to certain things: drugs, booze, douchebags, blogging…
but at 49 years old, wealthy to high heaven, beautiful, beloved: and the best you can do is whip-its while sobbing over king trucker hat?
oh how the mighty have fallen.
deep down i dont blame demi. i blame ashton.
demi wasnt dying hard like this with my man bruce willis.
and i know i know people are responsible for their lives, but to me the number one person who is most influential in your life is the one you get naked with.
and if that person is letting you slide into a ridiculously stupid dark place, not only is it on you but its on them.
i thought he loved you. i thought he was your bff. i thought you were “together”.
or were you really just stopping each other from sexxing others?
for if you were really together then youd help each other keep it together.
demi allowed ashton to fully fly his douche flag, which is a fail – we need women to help us!
and now ashton is clearly the impetus behind demi’s free fall into the hospital. punk!
listen, Angel, HOW CAN YOU SET THE CLOCK ON CHARLIE’S VCR
IF YOU’RE PASSED OUT ON NITROUS?!!?
you need to get it together, cuz clearly your man is still very much a boy.
now get outta that ER bed and rise like laz
and much hotter laz
and quit letting the ‘bag rub off on your game.