we want you to try new things

its why we’re still here.

its why Seinfeld was canceled.

we want you to try new things.

its why there are so many Crayolas

its why there are so many people

its why the caged bird things.

its why the world spins.

authority figures say freedom this and freedom that

but have you noticed theyre also the ones who say loudest stop that

but life says start it. life says heres the seed. heres the sun. heres the spark

now run.

god says if you run fast enough you’ll fly. science too.

but gravity and the naysayers and everyone with veto power believe its their job to say no.

the correct answer is yes. the truth is in order to survive we must adapt.

in order to progress we must stop eating lead paint chips.

what are the lead paint chips in your life.

mine are the voices in my head that say you cant, you must not, you should not

or you’ll die.

she’ll break up with you.

you’ll be fired.

they wont love you any more.

even though the good book says consider the lilies of the field

they just sit there and god takes care of them

so imagine how much he wants you to blow the roof off this sucker.

so rock.

if for any reason, out of principle.

and because you can.

woody emma and bill


its beautiful outside today here in hollywood.

i think imma go to a taco truck and experience the blending of cultures

namely korean and mexican american

maybe thats three cultures.

fine. ill have three tacos then por favor

and i will name them woody emma and bill

and i will eat them as if i was a zombie and they were brains

mmmmmm brainnnnnns