Tom Brady before hooking up with Gisele in late 2006:
Winner, Super Bowl XXXVI (2002)
Winner, Super Bowl XXXVIII (2004)
Winner, Super Bowl XXXIX (2005)
Tom Brady after hooking up with Gisele in late 2006:
Loser, Super Bowl XLII (2008)
Loser, Super Bowl XLVI (2012)
Gisele after yesterday’s loss
i was all hello black cat in astro turf.
the cat was like leave me alone, im working on my tan.
i was all dude youre black! how much tanner can you get.
then the cat decided it wasnt going to talk to me.
so i started meowing.
the cat didnt like that and tried to ignore me more.
then the lady who worked in the tire store was all leave that cat alone
i was all why?
she was like cuz shes getting her tan!
i hissed in disapproval