or be a shrink
or make music videos
or have a pop up taco stand called Dont Blink
or be a relationship referee
or open up a pop up soul food restaurant called Wait What
or compliment people for ten minutes for $100
or write a book of lies
or give tours of LA for $10,000 for one week, meals included
or de-suck web sites
or have a pop up flower stand in the worst place in town
or create a celebrity dunk tank circuit
or get (back) in the baby naming racket
or make a pop up poutine restaurant called Pou Who?
or start an all accordian weird al cover band
or change all the ors in my life into ands
i was all better be good.
a lot happened yesterday
spent 5 hours at h&r block doing some complicated taxes.
the IRS last week wrote me a note saying yo pay us 7 grand
so i hustled over to the tax man yesterday and it seems i didnt claim my stocks
which were mostly losses because im horrible at picking stocks.
earlier in the day i inadvertently got in a fight with a pretty girl
because im horrible at picking jokes to bust via text messaging.
soon after i advertently went hiking with your bff because my leg is sore
and my belly is fat, and my lungs are weak.
broke up with directv after 18 years
i nearly cried as i did it.