it wasnt the first time. wont be the last.

if its thursday shes deleting me.

when i was a kid i wanted to be a baseball manager.

for one reason because i wanted to be able to yell at umpires and get kicked outta the game.

kick some dirt on them, spit while yelling, get the crowd going

and then get sent to the showers.

im the nicest guy shes ever known and i get thrown out weekly.

right now im making her parents a mix tape, and i get shut down

as if

when i was a kid i wanted a girlfriend.

for one reason because i always imagined that you could do fun romantic things with em

like row a boat through an impressionistic painting and then have a picnic

play led zep for her on the lute, duel with zorro with a flute

get the crowd going

then get sent to the showers.

when i was a kid i was an idiot.