it wasnt the first time. wont be the last.
if its thursday shes deleting me.
when i was a kid i wanted to be a baseball manager.
for one reason because i wanted to be able to yell at umpires and get kicked outta the game.
kick some dirt on them, spit while yelling, get the crowd going
and then get sent to the showers.
im the nicest guy shes ever known and i get thrown out weekly.
right now im making her parents a mix tape, and i get shut down
when i was a kid i wanted a girlfriend.
for one reason because i always imagined that you could do fun romantic things with em
like row a boat through an impressionistic painting and then have a picnic
play led zep for her on the lute, duel with zorro with a flute
get the crowd going
then get sent to the showers.
when i was a kid i was an idiot.