so when you see this sign on a street you used to park on

so i can park right

do you think that on a saturday you could park there?

most people would look at the top sign and say ok its not street cleaning day

then maybe youd see its two hour parking from monday thru friday

but what do you mean no parking any time except something something

no parking dummies

if youre lucky one of the residents will feel bad for you

and totally fully on print out a hint to you


but it wont matter.

no one understands those signs.

and no one understands why on a street where there are no cars

there should be crazy restrictions.


my death wish


i like it when she writes me.

i know its over. i know theres no hope.

but my emails boring without her.

my everythings boring without her.

girls today, they dont write anymore. they text.

yo busblogger they taunt.


nothing you can write back to that.


yo yo?

all shes gotta do is be nice and you’ll figure out how to buy a craftsman in the hills.

but shes not gonna be nice. and she dont want no lame ass craftsman

she wants yr soul.

and only for the moment

she is my death wish.

and i love her

and my life is nothing now