i was all hello black cat in astro turf.
the cat was like leave me alone, im working on my tan.
i was all dude youre black! how much tanner can you get.
then the cat decided it wasnt going to talk to me.
so i started meowing.
the cat didnt like that and tried to ignore me more.
then the lady who worked in the tire store was all leave that cat alone
i was all why?
she was like cuz shes getting her tan!
i hissed in disapproval