1. Monday, February 6, 2012

    black cat in astro turf 

    black cat in astro turf

    i was all hello black cat in astro turf.

    the cat was like leave me alone, im working on my tan.

    i was all dude youre black! how much tanner can you get.

    then the cat decided it wasnt going to talk to me.

    so i started meowing.

    the cat didnt like that and tried to ignore me more.

    then the lady who worked in the tire store was all leave that cat alone

    i was all why?

    she was like cuz shes getting her tan!

    i hissed in disapproval