black cat in astro turf

black cat in astro turf

i was all hello black cat in astro turf.

the cat was like leave me alone, im working on my tan.

i was all dude youre black! how much tanner can you get.

then the cat decided it wasnt going to talk to me.

so i started meowing.

the cat didnt like that and tried to ignore me more.

then the lady who worked in the tire store was all leave that cat alone

i was all why?

she was like cuz shes getting her tan!

i hissed in disapproval