darth has questions for me

darth vader at Fry's

but rarely do i have answers.

usually i ask things like hey arent you dead? didnt you die in episode 3?

and he breathes and says do i look dead?

to be honest i dont even remember how episode 3 ended.

when i was a kid i saw episode 1. i was 10. maybe 9.

the commercials didnt entice me. neither did the reviews.

“a new type of Cowboys and Indians” they hyped it as, but f cowboys and indians.

because of that i have learned to ignore commercials and reviews

and i try to see movies before i hear even one peep about it.

cuz i freaking loved star wars when it was new and i was 9.