1. Wednesday, February 1, 2012



    there was a time that i had to shack up on the north pole
    with a sexy xbi partner not because i felt she was my soulmate
    but because it was hella cold.

    after a while we were transferred to hawaii
    and i said, baby yr mean to me a lot. im out.

    and because i was finally free i was able to see
    the big picture.

    simultaneously, as i said, i was also in the xbi
    and we had this device that allowed us to see

    someones emails, someones text messages, someones keystrokes

    and we could also read peoples minds.

    at this point i should explain that when i learned to read peoples minds
    i finally started believing in God, big time
    because i thought, oh there must be a God
    because He knew better than to let humans have this power
    because lies
    even white lies
    are so much better than 100% truth.

    the truth is she doesnt love you that much.
    the truth is she loves someone with a stupid name
    who wouldnt put up with her the way you would.

    in fact, she may not love you at all.
    it may just be cold out there.

    in hawaii shed dump you.