the other day i went to my doctor to get my annual physical.

because my doctor, the best in all of pasadena, is out of network, i had to pay $100 just to walk in the door

but thats cool because a long time ago that very same doctor was the one who told me that in order

to stop my daily vomiting of blood

i should stop working for people who obviously hate me.

soon i was working for LAist and all was well with my body.

fast forward to this year. i pay the benjamin to get in. i take my physical

which is getting hooked up to electrodes, giving some blood, and stepping on a scale.

fast forward to yesterday. i get a bill from “the lab”

$885!

canada, i san diego you not. to get a physical – even if you have insurance

it is about One Thousand Dollars for them to tell you alls cool.

i feel sick.