1. Monday, February 20, 2012

    speaking of death and dying, a year ago i nearly died 

    vegas

    but these two angels in vegas saved me

    pictured.

    the next day we saw the black keys play at the cosmo

    and it was all a beautiful dream half because i wasnt dead

    and half because i wasnt afraid to die anymore

    because when you die beautiful angels pour you whiskey.

    and take you to an all u can eat buffet

    where you really cant eat anything cuz its sorta heaven and sorta not.

    it wasnt the first time i was thatclose to death.

    the xbi makes sure you have a few near life experiences so you appreciate things.

    its like how they shoot you a few times so you arent scared of gunplay.

    just call the scars shingles they advise you.

    but heres the funniest thing about nearly dying last year in vegas

    on presidents day weekend right before seeing the black keys

    that monday on the way outta town i was pretty exhausted from: vegas

    so while filling up the camaro i bought and drank a 5 hour energy drink

    and for a good 9 hours my brain was on fire.

    that – was worse than dying.