1. Tuesday, February 21, 2012

    the median is the message 

    the median is the message

    a lot happened yesterday

    spent 5 hours at h&r block doing some complicated taxes.

    the IRS last week wrote me a note saying yo pay us 7 grand

    so i hustled over to the tax man yesterday and it seems i didnt claim my stocks

    which were mostly losses because im horrible at picking stocks.

    earlier in the day i inadvertently got in a fight with a pretty girl

    because im horrible at picking jokes to bust via text messaging.

    soon after i advertently went hiking with your bff because my leg is sore

    and my belly is fat, and my lungs are weak.

    broke up with directv after 18 years

    i nearly cried as i did it.