a lot happened yesterday
spent 5 hours at h&r block doing some complicated taxes.
the IRS last week wrote me a note saying yo pay us 7 grand
so i hustled over to the tax man yesterday and it seems i didnt claim my stocks
which were mostly losses because im horrible at picking stocks.
earlier in the day i inadvertently got in a fight with a pretty girl
because im horrible at picking jokes to bust via text messaging.
soon after i advertently went hiking with your bff because my leg is sore
and my belly is fat, and my lungs are weak.
broke up with directv after 18 years
i nearly cried as i did it.