a lot happened yesterday

spent 5 hours at h&r block doing some complicated taxes.

the IRS last week wrote me a note saying yo pay us 7 grand

so i hustled over to the tax man yesterday and it seems i didnt claim my stocks

which were mostly losses because im horrible at picking stocks.

earlier in the day i inadvertently got in a fight with a pretty girl

because im horrible at picking jokes to bust via text messaging.

soon after i advertently went hiking with your bff because my leg is sore

and my belly is fat, and my lungs are weak.

broke up with directv after 18 years

i nearly cried as i did it.