it dont matter if youre poor or rich
blonde or brunette
famous or internet famous
or not even popular in your own room.
life be cray.
pretty much even if youre God its that way.
God was all, yo adam heres a naked lady for you,
only thing i ask is you two dont eat from that one tree
next thing you know theyre listening to a snake
and nom nom whoops.
and even kids know that story still we run out to be
meanwhile we forget that even for God Above
life so cray
that he flooded this place outta frustration
and hardly anyone believes in him
or trusts him enough to read the only book he left behind.
whose theme is pretty much:
life is cray
there isnt enough porn
why is law n order never on
how come they never try paywalls
what i really want is a remastered box set version of a record i bought 20 years ago
i should get a cat and a dog
clooney has such range
breakfast is the most important meal of the day that i get through a window
gen y has yet to produce a nirvana, beastie boys, or an nwa and yet gen x are slackers
why does it only cost $17 a ticket to see a movie in 3D
Axl Rose is the only one left in Guns n Roses, and hes fat: lets go see that show
why does Ticketmaster only charge me $16.50 per ticket that i then print out myself
where the hell did the Octomom go
im sure im gonna get to the part in the bible where its all, “btw forget everything else in here –
hate the gays no matter what. and women. and persians. but especially gays.”
there arent enough guns
hold up ive gotta put those dust ruffles on my amazon wish list
rock radio has never had more music to draw from, which is why its so great right now
i cant wait for seacrest to die so the mormons can baptize him