karisa wants to go to vegas

karisa drinking game i dont wanna go to vegas.

her sister n law zsa zsa wants to go to vegas too.

now for SURE i dont wanna go to vegas.

her actual sister alissa wants to go to vegas three.

and then her other friend.

its like those hooligans who get swept in the river during a storm.

they dont really wanna end up in the river,

its just nature

and momentum.

and karma.

and maybe satan’s evil paw.

fool ends up in the river flailing around.

which means i will soon be in sin city like last time.

last time i went to vegas twice in two months.

i didnt care.

in fact i wanted to jump in the river. and did,

and the river spit me back out.

after it was over karisa was all what the hell?

when i fully came to i explained:

its a drinking game.

watched the conan obrien documentary Can’t Stop on netflix

artsome of it i was all poor conan

and some of it i was all good for you conan

and some of it i was like wow conan is a little cray.

it made me feel bad for not watching him on tbs.

and it made me feel dumb for not learning the guitar in college.

if i have one rule for my kids, it’s to learn the guitar.

french, you only use french like now and then Tops

but if you get screwed out of your favorite job ever

and you wanna hit the road to shake it off

do you wanna go on a road trip speaking french all day

or would you rather tour the country rocking out on the electric guitar

with jack white

and then jack black.

it showed conan with an edge. a little crazed.

a man clearly in search for some love no matter what.

sucker.