my future baby mama asked me “marley or 2pac”?

pac or marley

although id be tempted to name a little kid 2pac,
not only would he’d be fairly anonymous on Google
and for sure he wouldnt be forgotten IRL.

plus in high school he’d clean up
because what girl wouldnt wanna brag
that 2pac is her bf.

he’d also get away with murder because no matter what he did
either it would be mellower than what his namesake ever did
or people would be all, go ahead you can steal those 2pac
whens the next record coming out?

meanwhile people name golden retrievers marley

i wouldnt do that to a kid.

future bd

girls are cute

kayne and jay-z have inspired another Niggas in Paris parody/tribute

last time it was Mos Def

this time its two bookworms

experiencing first world problems like having too many bookmarks

and not wanting to give a boy love because he reads too slowly

and cannot pronounce the name of an author.

(get used to reading alone then baby)


this sh*t cray