my future baby mama asked me “marley or 2pac”?

pac or marley

although id be tempted to name a little kid 2pac,
not only would he’d be fairly anonymous on Google
and for sure he wouldnt be forgotten IRL.

plus in high school he’d clean up
because what girl wouldnt wanna brag
that 2pac is her bf.

he’d also get away with murder because no matter what he did
either it would be mellower than what his namesake ever did
or people would be all, go ahead you can steal those 2pac
whens the next record coming out?

meanwhile people name golden retrievers marley

i wouldnt do that to a kid.

signed,
future bd