nothing in here is true

  1. Monday, March 26, 2012

    i didnt care that she didnt want me to write about Jesus 

    Jesus at the LA Marathon

    even Jesus knew no one wanted to hear about him.

    The Father who sent me also speaks for me, but you have never heard his voice or seen him face to face.
    You have not believed his message, because you refused to have faith in the one he sent.
    You search the Scriptures, because you think you will find eternal life in them.
    The Scriptures tell about me, but you refuse to come to me for eternal life.
    I don’t care about human praise, but I do know that none of you love God.
    I have come with my Father’s authority, and you have not welcomed me.
    But you will welcome people who come on their own.
    How could you possibly believe?
    You like to have your friends praise you, and you don’t care about praise that the only God can give!
    (John 5, 37-44)

    i didnt care that she projected the most sinister evil intentions from me

    claiming that all i cared about were the most horrible things ever.

    i appreciated her creativity.

    i didnt care that she kissed other boys

    cuz i know they didnt kiss better than me

    in fact i said kiss em all and see if they add up to me.

    and she was all

    you dont have a prayer in real life.

  2. are you a banker a baker or a tagger 

    banker tagger im just a has been.

    its been decided.

    not in a bad way, because some people havent even been a been.

    but not really in a great way either

    cuz who wants to think theyve already peaked.

    not sure what i can do next on this blog

    other than blow it up in a crazy way.

    what are your suggestions to what we can do here?

    more pics of LA? less?

    more belly sniffing? less?

    more ideas about what should be fixed in the world?

    less plans that the cubs should integrate in their quest for the ring?

    more pics of girls or less?

    more reviews of tacos or more?

    less analysis of the dire state of rock music?

    more bible stories?

    do tell.

    for once, i implore you.



  3. Sunday, March 25, 2012
  4. my future baby mama asked me “marley or 2pac”? 

    pac or marley

    although id be tempted to name a little kid 2pac,
    not only would he’d be fairly anonymous on Google
    and for sure he wouldnt be forgotten IRL.

    plus in high school he’d clean up
    because what girl wouldnt wanna brag
    that 2pac is her bf.

    he’d also get away with murder because no matter what he did
    either it would be mellower than what his namesake ever did
    or people would be all, go ahead you can steal those 2pac
    whens the next record coming out?

    meanwhile people name golden retrievers marley

    i wouldnt do that to a kid.

    future bd


    girls are cute 

    kayne and jay-z have inspired another Niggas in Paris parody/tribute

    last time it was Mos Def

    this time its two bookworms

    experiencing first world problems like having too many bookmarks

    and not wanting to give a boy love because he reads too slowly

    and cannot pronounce the name of an author.

    (get used to reading alone then baby)


    this sh*t cray

  6. Saturday, March 24, 2012

    question of the week, from someone with a wrestling blog 

    head Q. Why do you even have a blog? You can’t write for shit and your ‘opinions’ are worthless and not thought-out at all. – Franny Zupancic

    I’ll admit it. for a while i had a blog for the accolades.

    then for a while for the money.

    and for a stint for the women.

    there were so many piles of cash the women would get lost in it all,

    which defeated the purpose of course,

    but it aint called first world problems for nothing.

    i’d like to have a blog for art but lets be real.

    a couple years ago i had a blog as a “tax shelter”

    but our treasure is in the kingdom of heaven

    aint that right franny.

    i started blogging so i wouldnt jump off a roof outta boredom.

    only to learn later i could fly.

    for a while i did it for the kids.

    but mostly i have a blog to attract sexy ladies like you

    who’ll whisper sweet nothings in my comments

    on international opposite day

    of love.

  7. the 80s are todays 50s 

    white house

    when i think of the 50s i think of black and white films
    elvis, chuck berry, bill haley
    happy days
    ’55 Chevys

    and for those of us who remember the 80s it was totally different
    bright colors, mtv, popped collars
    duran duran, thriller, AC/DC
    miami vice

    1955 was 30 years before 1985

    1985 is pretty close to 30 years before now

    do we really look at the 80s as people looked at the 50s

    other than apple products and the web
    (we’re definitely more technically advanced)
    but are we thinking differently 30 years later?

    not the motion of the minutia
    but the actual creative process?

    im not so sure i am.

    i see pinterest and im all yawn.
    i hear this new dance music dj stuff and im like thumbs down.
    when did the Big Bang Theory take over my channel guide?

    but im wondering am i actually letting my brain go with the flow
    or am i stopping it out of fear and caution.

    today i just listened to as much new music as i could on Rdio.

    i gave Odd Future a second chance and the parson red heads.

    i probably wasted a lot of time doing it.

    but if the body isnt being exercised, the brain should.