1. Monday, March 5, 2012

    people dont get enough tattoos 

    Anthony Garcia

    there isnt enough porn

    why is law n order never on

    how come they never try paywalls

    what i really want is a remastered box set version of a record i bought 20 years ago

    i should get a cat and a dog

    clooney has such range

    breakfast is the most important meal of the day that i get through a window

    gen y has yet to produce a nirvana, beastie boys, or an nwa and yet gen x are slackers

    why does it only cost $17 a ticket to see a movie in 3D

    Axl Rose is the only one left in Guns n Roses, and hes fat: lets go see that show

    why does Ticketmaster only charge me $16.50 per ticket that i then print out myself

    where the hell did the Octomom go

    im sure im gonna get to the part in the bible where its all, “btw forget everything else in here –
    hate the gays no matter what. and women. and persians. but especially gays.”

    there arent enough guns

    hold up ive gotta put those dust ruffles on my amazon wish list

    rock radio has never had more music to draw from, which is why its so great right now

    i cant wait for seacrest to die so the mormons can baptize him