maybe the reason the lord hasnt blessed me with a child of my own is because i feel like the little ones are here for our entertainment.
thus when i saw a sign like the one pictured i was all hey you whatever your name is, go stand over there and lets see if youre allowed to go on the ride.
when she got there i was all hmmm. are you standing on your toes?
can you brush your hair up a little higher?
CAN YOU JUST GROW FOR PETE SAKE?
im sure she spit in my beer later that night while i was driving us home.
which is why i love her.
shes definitely a pierce
or a smith, or whatever she is.
and im positive that if im not killed by an ex-love in the middle of the night while im sleeping,
my beautiful niece will purchase a gun
or finagle a trap door situation
or simply hire a nice gentleman professional
until then i hope she knows i love her
and i hope she has a very special birthday today.