todays my neice’s birthday. shes 47.

neice maybe the reason the lord hasnt blessed me with a child of my own is because i feel like the little ones are here for our entertainment.

thus when i saw a sign like the one pictured i was all hey you whatever your name is, go stand over there and lets see if youre allowed to go on the ride.

when she got there i was all hmmm. are you standing on your toes?

can you brush your hair up a little higher?

CAN YOU JUST GROW FOR PETE SAKE?

im sure she spit in my beer later that night while i was driving us home.

which is why i love her.

shes definitely a pierce

or a smith, or whatever she is.

and im positive that if im not killed by an ex-love in the middle of the night while im sleeping,

my beautiful niece will purchase a gun

or finagle a trap door situation

or simply hire a nice gentleman professional

until then i hope she knows i love her

and i hope she has a very special birthday today.