why would cnn buy mashable for $200 million?

same reason i just ate an entire box of chocolate

same reason smart girls marry dopes

same reason the cubs havent won in 100 years

same reason we have daylight savings time still

same reason we outlaw the things that make us happy

same reason we spend tons on things that kill us

same reason ticketmaster is allowed to do what they do

same reason the richest company in the world (apple) cant make anything in the USA

same reason the caged bird sings

same reason for everything

cuz people are cray

and bored

and scared

and because they think its the best choice at the time.

also, because although hips dont lie

the “brain” often does