Guns N Roses
March 9, 2012
why even bother.
the place looks small. you feel big.
but youre not big. in fact no one cares about your new songs.
no one cares about your new band. and no one likes your new waistline.
you wear a hat cuz youre bald. you have two keyboardist cuz youre insecure.
even Tommy Stinson cant bring enough ROCK to your lineup cuz
like he says on stage “i played here 20 years ago”
yeah baby and the Replacements sold the place out.
Guns N Roses circa 2012 cannot sell it out
#1 reason: ticket are $100
#2 reason: no one can even name the new record
#3 reason: no one can even name the new guitarist.
LESSON TO ROK GODS: IF YOU CANNOT GET A GUITARIST WHO PEOPLE KNOW YOU CANNOT CHARGE MORE THAN $26 FOR A TICKET
Prince played 21 nights in LA last year. Can you name his lead guitarist? A: Prince.
AND STILL HE ONLY CHARGED $25 for tickets!!!!!
LEARN THE LESSON W. AXL ROSE!
Guns hasn’t played LA since gas was $2 a gallon. They havent had a hit since gas was $1.50 a gallon. They had no business trying to play 3 shows in Hollywood with triple digit ticket prices and no new songs to sing along to and douche #1 on lead guitar and douche #2 on the other guitar and douche #3 on keyboards
and Dizzy on second keyboards.
theres a reason people would rather wash their hair than wait for you to get on stage after midnight to do a new song AND THEN brownstone to open the show.
A: cuz people in LA actually have options.
youre only as punk as ur options and Slash has options which is why he isnt in Guns.
was it fun to sing along: not really. the volume wasnt very loud and all the cougars were spilling their $14 Newcastles on me.
was it fun to make fun of fat Axl? not really cuz only his face was fat – and he still has a decent voice
So all you could think about was MAN THIS GUY REALLY WOULD BE GREAT IN YOU KNOW
GUNS AND FREAKING ROSES
NOT THIS SIDE SHOW CASH COW THAT DOES WELL IN BRAZIL BUT HI THIS AINT NO BRAZIL
you in the jungle baby
or get off the pot.